STRAIGHT FACE SUPPLY CO. · CATALOG SF-01 – SF-15 · STATUS OPEN

Official documents
about unfortunate
feelings.

Fifteen notices, statuses and certificates, issued on a 5.5 oz drop-shoulder tee — and the eight that carry best, on a heavyweight sweatshirt. The sentence is already printed. You never have to say it out loud.

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Tired Is My Personality Now — Sweatshirt

Tired Is My Personality Now — Sweatshirt

$64.00

Tired Is My Personality Now

Tired Is My Personality Now

$32.00

The Meeting Could Have Been Nothing

The Meeting Could Have Been Nothing

$32.00

Terminally Online — Certified — Sweatshirt

Terminally Online — Certified — Sweatshirt

$64.00

Terminally Online — Certified

Terminally Online — Certified

$32.00

Running On What's Left — Sweatshirt

Running On What's Left — Sweatshirt

$64.00

Running On What's Left

Running On What's Left

$32.00

Please Try Again Never — Sweatshirt

Please Try Again Never — Sweatshirt

$64.00

Please Try Again Never

Please Try Again Never

$32.00

Out Of Service — So Am I

Out Of Service — So Am I

$32.00

Not Accepting New Information

Not Accepting New Information

$32.00

Nobody Asked — I'll Continue

Nobody Asked — I'll Continue

$32.00

No One Is Coming To Help — Sweatshirt

No One Is Coming To Help — Sweatshirt

$64.00

No One Is Coming To Help

No One Is Coming To Help

$32.00

My Only Skill Is Leaving — Sweatshirt

My Only Skill Is Leaving — Sweatshirt

$64.00

My Only Skill Is Leaving

My Only Skill Is Leaving

$32.00